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Mark Zuckerberg may be under attack by Congress -- but it's really the social media jabs that should having him shaking in his booster seat!
Twitter users are relentlessly roasting the Facebook CEO has he faces a two-day congressional inquisition following the discovery that data-mining firm Cambridge Analytica gathered personal information from 87 million users to try to influence elections.
The Internet was armed and ready to comment on Zuck's questioning, with many poking fun at his robotic demeanor and the fact that he needed a booster seat to face his congressional interrogators.
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Other hecklers set their sights on congress, making fun of the fact that most of them are probably too old to understand how the social network works in the first place.
Ch-ch-check out some of the funniest Twitter reactions to Zuck's testimony (below)!
It’s hot in here, right? You guys hot too? pic.twitter.com/KZCfbl7nxv
— Lorraine Ali (@LorraineAli) April 10, 2018
me when I realize my actions have a consequence pic.twitter.com/kNx4rL2uGl
— Amber Discko (@amberdiscko) April 10, 2018
When you poke her but she doesn’t poke back. pic.twitter.com/yxJ07O3mw3
— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) April 10, 2018
Zuckerberg vindicates grandparents worldwide by calling it "the Facebook".
— Raheem 🇬🇧🇺🇸 (@RaheemKassam) April 10, 2018
"Mr. Zuckerberg, can you explain how I’ve been on Facebook for ten years and yet still do not have one friend request accepted?" #ZuckerbergTestimony pic.twitter.com/gPJu9V76l1
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) April 10, 2018
"Mr. Zuckerberg, I keep seeing these Candy Crush requests and i complete them but they then won't go away. I tried having my grandson fix it for me but they just keep coming back. I don't want to bother him again... can you please help me?" pic.twitter.com/Mse7ae8KrF
— Kofie (@KofieYeboah) April 10, 2018
"Mr. Zuckerberg, a magazine i recently opened came with a floppy disk offering me 30 free hours of something called America On-Line. Is that the same as Facebook?" pic.twitter.com/U7pqpUhEhQ
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) April 10, 2018
SEN: What happened to Angry Birds
ZUCK: That's not wh—
SEN: It was a thing then it kind of stopped. I would still like to play it but I changed phones.
ZUCK: [lawyer whispers in ear for 10 minutes] OK
— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) April 10, 2018
zuckerberg: hello senator sir
senator: *lowers glasses, squints at phone* how can i tell if my granddaughter blocked me
— jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) April 10, 2018
Senator Ian Malcolm: Mr. Zuckerberg, you were so preoccupied with whether you could, you didn’t stop to think if you should.
— Lee Rubenstein (@Lee_Rubenstein) April 10, 2018
I know Zuckerberg is likely not human, but goddammit this booster seat hurt me to see. I know that feeling Z-fighter pic.twitter.com/g5xwm3ZnSN
— Published Author (@MoistCr1TiKaL) April 10, 2018
Mark Zuckerberg swearing under oath before Senate Committee data scandal (2018 colorized)#Zuckerberg pic.twitter.com/ixE1I5Z2bX
— Sargon of Akkad 2.0 (@SargonOf_Akkad) April 10, 2018
And, of course, The Social Network references were made:
anyway, here's zuckerberg's arrival set to the radiohead cover from "the social network" trailer pic.twitter.com/wsuA8GaVFY
— David Mack (@davidmackau) April 10, 2018
Ha!
Ch-ch-check out a few serious reactions and moments from the inquisition (below):
This senator grilled Mark Zuckerberg with personal questions to prove a point about privacy pic.twitter.com/nuaBGeqpCq
— NowThis (@nowthisnews) April 10, 2018
NOT ONE senator has asked Zuckerberg why Facebook is going to Hospitals to get data on patients. WHY?
— Kambree Kawahine Koa (@KamVTV) April 10, 2018
Did y'all notice how Ted Cruz didn't mention anything remotely related to Cambridge Analytica?
It's because he hired Cambridge Analytica. #Zuckerberg
— Denizcan James (@MrFilmkritik) April 10, 2018
#Zuckerberg Admits, 'We're Responsible For The Content.'
He May Have Just Bankrupted His Own Company: https://t.co/iKsxoVZloJpic.twitter.com/2VhyOWeptK
— Ryan Saavedra 🇺🇸 (@RealSaavedra) April 10, 2018
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